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   "A word to the wise ain't necessary --  
          it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
					-Bill Cosby

Monday, January 30, 2006


"Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!!!"

If you're like me, you're starting to feel Olympic fever coming on. I needed a fix, so I thought I'd walk down memory lane ... let's all raise a glass of chablis to Tonya Harding. May she always have a pretty dress to wear to Applebee's.

11 Comments:

Blogger Wonderdog said...

How did that white trash ever break into the prim and princess world of figure skating? She should have tried the pro bowlers tour.

January 31, 2006 12:28 PM  
Blogger Conservative in Virginia said...

Oooo. Is Wonder Dog a snob? Bowling is for white trash?

What's next? Dissing NASCAR? Making fun of dipping? Accusing Tonya of living in a trailer???

January 31, 2006 12:32 PM  
Blogger Kate Marie said...

Don't mind Wonderdog, CIV. He's just a HUGE Nancy Kerrigan fan. And he has never forgiven Tonya, as you can see.

January 31, 2006 2:15 PM  
Blogger Scotty said...

I can attest to that fact, too. When Wonderdog and I got married, I had to peel all of the Nancy posters down from the walls. "It's either her or me!", I can recall yelling at one point.

Obviously Nancy lost...again.

January 31, 2006 4:10 PM  
Blogger Wonderdog said...

Whilst bowling is not, in itself, for white trash, white trash is most certainly for bowling.

I don't look down upon bowlers in general, only those who have personalized bowling balls.

And, for the record, I HATE Nancy Kerrigan almost as much as Tonya. Maybe even more so. Tonya was stupid to pay for that dastardly deed. I would have done it for free if she'd asked me to.

January 31, 2006 4:48 PM  
Blogger Kate Marie said...

Wonderdog doth protest too much, methinks.

January 31, 2006 7:23 PM  
Blogger Kate Marie said...

I still remember that "Nancy goes for gold!" party that Wonderdog threw, and how drunk he got when Little Orphan Oksana snatched Nancy's victory away. He kept replaying video of Nancy's long program, fingertips of one hand pressed to the screen, muttering, "Now, *thatsh* a triple shalcow!"

February 01, 2006 1:42 AM  
Blogger Wonderdog said...

Okay, KM. You've succeeded in calling me out. I don't expect anyone to care about this or even believe it, but, I remember that Olympics party and I was the ONLY one there pulling for the young, engaging, elegant, gracefully playful Oksana Baiul over the primma donna Kerrigan.

I sacrificed love of country just so Kerrigan would fall to defeat. I remember distinctly shouting to all the Kerrigan fans in attendance, "Hamel Camel baby! There it is! Button's diggin it! Baiul is a delight! You just heard it from him! She's a mother truckin' delight! Triple axle, baby! Whoop! There it is! Tour de force, baby! She nailed that routine!"

Uh...yep. In this era of Brokeback Mountain awareness, I'm not ashamed to admit my women's figure skating Jones!

February 01, 2006 5:37 PM  
Blogger Conservative in Virginia said...

Whoa. Too much information.

February 01, 2006 6:16 PM  
Blogger Kate Marie said...

Ohhh, my God, I am laughing so hard!

February 01, 2006 7:38 PM  
Blogger darryl ann said...

You forgot to mention the Tano Lutz!!!

February 02, 2006 11:54 PM  

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