Musings From The Doghouse

After much peer pressure, I have dutifully stuck my toes in the water of this blog. I will, from time to time, post my humble musings. My political acumen and my knowledge of literature is ecliped by others found herein, so I will try to stay within myself.. . .which usually means bad jokes.

Today's musing . . . . with a tip of the cap to Paul Harvey (. . . . . . good day!) is Bumper Snickers

Saw this bumper sticker on the Hollywood freeway last week:

STILL PISSED AT YOKO

Sure loved that one. But that's not political enough for these pre election times, so what I want to see is:

THERESA AND JOHN: CASH AND KERRY

or

JOHN KERRY: SAVING AMERICA
ONE WEALTHY WIDOW AT A TIME

I can guarantee you that if you had either of these on your car in certain parts of LA, you would find it defaced or your car keyed by members of the 'more tolerant' party. So all you people in LA with Bush-Cheney stickers on your car (yeah you... that ONE over there) be sure to have a more correct cover to put over it when you aren't driving, such as:

"Hail to the Thief"
"Like Father Like Son. . One Term and Out"
or the standard stand by:
"Bush Lies"

Stewdog is out.