Ah, the profound dilemmas of our modern existence

From the "Cheers and Jeers" section of this week's TV Guide:

"Jeers to CBS for scheduling its much-anticipated TV-movie Amber Frey: Witness for the Prosecution (with The West Wing's Janel Moloney) against the season finales of Lost and American Idol on May 25. Making viewers who can't record multiple channels choose among these three must-see events constitutes cruel and unusual punishment."