Today is

   "A word to the wise ain't necessary --  
          it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
					-Bill Cosby

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Want to find out what's really going on in the world?

Spend a couple of hours at the hair salon without the book you're currently reading.

You'll be forced to consider some of the most important stories of our time:

Halle may be "done with marriage," but she feels like having children is the "next important thing she should do."

Who is doing better after the split -- Reese or Ryan?

Could Ryan actually be jealous of Jake, who sent Easter baskets to Reese and Ryan's children?

Is Jen pregnant?

Did Scarlett steal Jessica's boyfriend -- AGAIN??!!

My hair is coiffed, Reese triumphs over Ryan, Halle considers doing Something Important, and all is right with the world.


Blogger Conservative in Virginia said...

You need to keep in the car a book that is not meant to be read in one sitting or one that you "should" read but never get around to it. That will either save you from reading inane salon magazines or inspire you to remember your book.

May 02, 2007 4:36 AM  

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