Comedy Gold

Student "protesters" at NYU occupy the student food court, and then proudly videotape the hilarious failure of their "revolution". I think my favorite part comes toward the end when they're videotaping the contents of their backpacks -- presumably to protect themselves against having their adolescent status symbols confiscated by The Man. As they sift through yards of Macbooks and headphones and cords and gadgetry, their whiny spokeskid suggests that the authorities probably won't want their bottles of water, because "they" only drink "corporate water."

UPDATE: From Stuff White People Like:

On the surface, you would ask yourself how white people could love a multibillion-dollar company with manufacturing plants in China and mass production, and that contributes to global pollution through the manufacture of consumer electronic devices. The simple answer: Apple products tell the world you are creative and unique. They are an exclusive product line only used by every white college student, designer, writer, English teacher, and hipster on the planet.