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   "A word to the wise ain't necessary --  
          it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
					-Bill Cosby

Thursday, September 30, 2004


The Cameron Diaz Clause

Drudge has the transcript of Cameron Diaz's ditsy remarks on Oprah's "Voting Party" show which included Diaz, P. Diddy, Drew Barrymore, Christina Aguilera. Did I watch?...uh...I had some scum in the bathroom that needed scrubbing.

Here's Cameron:

Ms. DIAZ: We have a voice now, and we're not using it, and women have so much to lose. I mean, we could lose the right to our bodies. We could lo--if you think that rape should be legal, then don't vote. But if you think that you have a right to your body, and you have a right to say what happens to you and fight off that danger of losing that, then you should vote, and those are the...
WINFREY: It's your voice.
Ms. DIAZ: It's your voice. It's your voice, that's your right.

Good God. Doesn't this sound like one of those small, group-contribution, put in your half a cent, powwow sessions that we've all been subject to at one time or another? You know the kind I'm talking about -- where some ditz just keeps talking and doesn't shut her yap, inundating all there with incessant "like"s ("it's like...you know"), while she gets the occasional retort from a "like"-minded yutz who agrees and further enlightens us with more meretricious tripe? All the while you're rolling your eyes and contemplating whether a resounding "shut up" is actually doable?

Ah...would that our founding fathers had a time machine. Then they could have traveled here and viewed Ms. Diaz, P. Diddy and the like at this get-together and we could have had that clause at the end of the bill of rights which would simply state, "However, Cameron Diaz has no rights, period."

3 Comments:

Blogger Rose Nunez said...

Hey, I know: She means vote for Bush! Because the terrorists want a world in which a rape victim has to produce multiple male witnesses in order to be believed, rape would be practically legal, like it is in some parts of the Arab world.

That's what she means. Isn't it?

/sarcasm

September 30, 2004 12:17 PM  
Blogger stewdog said...

Rules to live by:
1. Don't tug on Superman's cape
2. Don't spit in the wind
3. Don't start a land war in Asia
4. Don't go to movies that star politicians
5. Don't go to movie stars for your political insights.

September 30, 2004 1:06 PM  
Blogger Wonderdog said...

Rose has cracked the crack-pot code. Rose, you are now our official celeb-speak oracle. I bow now and take my leave...

Stewdog, get back to work.

September 30, 2004 2:22 PM  

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