The Cameron Diaz Clause

Drudge has the transcript of Cameron Diaz's ditsy remarks on Oprah's "Voting Party" show which included Diaz, P. Diddy, Drew Barrymore, Christina Aguilera. Did I watch?...uh...I had some scum in the bathroom that needed scrubbing.

Here's Cameron:

Ms. DIAZ: We have a voice now, and we're not using it, and women have so much to lose. I mean, we could lose the right to our bodies. We could lo--if you think that rape should be legal, then don't vote. But if you think that you have a right to your body, and you have a right to say what happens to you and fight off that danger of losing that, then you should vote, and those are the...
WINFREY: It's your voice.
Ms. DIAZ: It's your voice. It's your voice, that's your right.

Good God. Doesn't this sound like one of those small, group-contribution, put in your half a cent, powwow sessions that we've all been subject to at one time or another? You know the kind I'm talking about -- where some ditz just keeps talking and doesn't shut her yap, inundating all there with incessant "like"s ("it's like...you know"), while she gets the occasional retort from a "like"-minded yutz who agrees and further enlightens us with more meretricious tripe? All the while you're rolling your eyes and contemplating whether a resounding "shut up" is actually doable?

Ah...would that our founding fathers had a time machine. Then they could have traveled here and viewed Ms. Diaz, P. Diddy and the like at this get-together and we could have had that clause at the end of the bill of rights which would simply state, "However, Cameron Diaz has no rights, period."