Dan Rather is in a Heep of trouble

"The whole of his lank cheek was invitingly before me, and I struck it with my open hand with that force that my fingers tingled as if I had burnt them."

And so Uriah Heep, the deceitful, villainous, sycophant of 'umble means in the Dickens classic is at last dealt a most gratifying slap to the face by the young David Copperfield, driven to maddening rage from years of Uriah's pseudo-servile manipulations and connivings.

It is the slap I wish upon Dan Rather. Thhhwwaack! It is the slap of indignation owed to all in the mainstream media who have oozed their smiling lies upon our good conscience for their petty ideological gains.

Thhhwwwaaaaaack! Ahhh...that feels good.