Gag.

That's all. Just gag.

Come on. Sing it with me.

Imagine no pop divas.
It's easy if you try.
No sanctimonious preachers.
No dumb-as-a-stump celebrity billboards filling the sky,
Imagine all the people living without Swept Away.
You -- hoo -- hoo -- hoo --hoo you may say I'm a dreamer;
but I'm not the only one.
I hope some day you'll join us
And the world will live blissfully free of vapid non-entities.

Imagine no pop music.
It isnt hard to do.
Nothing to plug your ears for,
No self-righteous exploitation of public tragedies, too
Imagine all the people living life free of Rwandan-style status-quo "peace."
You -- hoo -- hoo -- hoo -- hoo you may say I'm a dreamer;
but I'm not the only one.
I hope some day you'll join us.
And the world will live blissfully free of aging talentless dim-witted self-aggrandizing dolts.

Imagine no celebrity pontifications,
I wonder if you can,
No need for gagging and eye-rolling,
A brotherhood of man.
Imagine all the people
Laughing at the self-appointed moral authorities.
You -- hoo -- hoo -- hoo -- hoo you may say Im a dreamer;
but Im not the only one.
I hope some day you'll join us.
And the world will live free of faux British accents.