KITTY LITTER

Ever since I saw Catch Me If You Can, the song Has Anybody Here Seen Kelly intermittently pops into my head. Last night, while watching The Wicked Witch of Garbage Publishing playing Wiffleball with Cris Matthews, I had an epiphany as to why. It was so I could parody the song.

HAS ANYBODY HERE SEEN KELLY?
K.E. DOUBLE L. Y.
HAS ANYBODY HERE SEEN KELLY?
HAVE YOU SEEN HER LIE?
WITH HER SOURCES HIDDEN FROM OUR VIEW,
HER BOOKS ALL SMELL LIKE KITTY POO.
HAS ANYBODY HERE SEEN KELLY?
KELLY WITH HER PACK OF LIES?