Bush's athletes can beat up Kerry's rock stars and actors
I'll take Karl Malone, Carlos Beltran, Nolan Ryan, John Elway, and Roger Staubach any day over Bruce Springsteen, Eddie Vedder, James Taylor, Sean Penn, and John "Don't Call Me Cougar" Mellencamp. Heck, Mary Lou Retton could take Michael Stipe with one hand tied behind her back.
posted by Kate Marie | 1:20 PM | Permalink
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I'd love to see a tag-team match of Marylou Retton and Kerri Strug against Stype and Vedder. Can't you just see Retton and Strug twisting their arms behind them while Stype and Vedder scream in coloratura octave ranges?
Hey, you'd better be careful. Kerry supporters have pies and know how to use them!
Oh, wait. They missed Ann Coulter. And then they got beat up by the crowd. Nevermind. You don't have to worry.
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