Frodo found?
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This is so cool! If those people lived on, I would be considered tall!
Among the most remarkable facts about the archaic Floresians is that they existed so close to our own time that modern people living on the isle of Flores preserve an oral tradition about tiny people who once lived as their neighbors. These transmitted tales have yielded an even more startling discovery. According to modern legend, the last leader of the archaic Floresians was a chieftain called Buxi (pronounced BU-SHEE) who radically slashed tribal dues, subcontracted the hunting of pygmy elephants to a rapacious tribe known as Haolobortoon, and took the tiny Floresians to war against the homo sapiens on Bali in search of FTMDs (Flint Tools of Mass Destruction). The resulting "catastrophic success" was all too tragically predictable. Coincidence? I think not. Shirley MaClaine herself could not provide more compelling proof of reincarnation. The moral of the story- in any lifetime some people just don't care about the little guy.
Madman of Chu, notorious Orc-lover, strikes again?
Anon, you're not kidding about this reincarnation stuff. Did you read about the ancient Floresian cave scrolls discovered which depict a taller, wooden-like member of the clan, shorn of pelt, taking the hand of what appears to be a female species who then lavishes him with pelts, controlling shares in a wild boar sauce company, takes him to a cave repleat with subservient Floresians, waterwind riding vessels, and a bulging caldron of cruppets (ancient Floresian coins). The scrollings go on to depict the tall-drawn figure kneeling before what appears to be some sort of official council of glutinous and foreign looking figures believed to be the Uni Naxions, a body of envious tribes whose bitterness and envy toward the Floresians led them to early extinction through inaction and sloth. The tall figure is then depicted as cowaring beneath the rath of Buxi, who points triumphantly toward the direction in which the tall, wooden-like figure slinking.
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