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   "A word to the wise ain't necessary --  
          it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
					-Bill Cosby

Monday, May 15, 2006


God checks in

I've never believed that a vengeful God would really go so far as to kill people he doesn't like, but I do believe He sure can f*ck with them when He wants to.

5 Comments:

Blogger Horace Jeffery Hodges said...

Thunderation, Wonderdog! That wasn't "The Christian God"!

Haven't you heard of Thor, god of thunder? He's vengeful as all Niflheim, and he was particularly aiming to blast Teddy out of the sky.

Not being omnipotent, however, he couldn't manage the voltage, or amps, or whatever was required. (Ask an electrician for the details -- they're learned in Norse theology.)

Thor's planning to try again, so Teddy had better take care.

Why does Thor have it in for Teddy? Word on the street is that a higher God doesn't like Teddy's 'double truth' on abortion and has contracted the hit job out.

I'm just sayin'...

Jeffery Hodges

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May 15, 2006 12:58 AM  
Blogger stewdog said...

"Not even got can sink this ship". Hmm so boasted the designer of the Titanic. History shows that he was actually talking about the Senior Whale from Massachusetts. Such a sturdy hull has he.

May 15, 2006 7:12 AM  
Blogger Wonderdog said...

Jeffery, interesting theory and link, but tell me; are the hrimthursar (frost giants) a distant cousin to this god of sorts?

SD, I think the only one we can hope for to sink that hull is Jack Daniels.

May 15, 2006 10:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm just wondering why anyone with the last name of "Kennedy" would EVER again take a small plane to Martha's Vinyard?....I mean come on....third time is the charm?

May 16, 2006 4:39 PM  
Blogger Horace Jeffery Hodges said...

Fatwa now headed in your direction, Wonderdog, for that image of a divine entity.

Jeffery "Mullah-It-Over" Hodges

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May 16, 2006 8:58 PM  

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