Today is

   "A word to the wise ain't necessary --  
          it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
					-Bill Cosby

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Top ten predictions on how Obama will enter the temple stage in the rarified air

10. On a donkey (you know the Dem symbol donkey of course)
9. On a white unicorn
8. On eagles wings
7. In a chariot of gold being pulled by Nancy Pelosi
6. Rise from beneath the stage, reclining casually on the ground, plucking grapes from a vine and chomping musefully
5. Upon a pedastal -- so high that he can almost see eternity
4. Descend from the heavens with Kris Angel
3. Float to the stage in a radiant bubble
2. Passed overhead by the enamored crowd
1. In an amazing technicolor dreamcoat


Blogger stewdog said...

Doing "Stone-enge" at a level of eleven!

August 27, 2008 8:15 PM  
Blogger Wonderdog said...

"Can I raise a practical question at this point? -- are we going to be doing stone-enge tonight?"

August 28, 2008 9:18 AM  

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