Moore vs. Tyler Moore
Who do you think would win in a fight between Michael Moore and Mary Tyler Moore?
Michael Moore would obviously have the advantage in weight and size but he's so fat that he would most likely not be able to lay a glove on the quicker, more agile Tyler Moore. I see Tyler Moore pummeling the big, glacial Moore with quick jabs and body blows. Granted, her punches wouldn't pack much power but I think that each increasing stick to his mid-section (oof!) would soon leave the big fella winded and gasping for air. Unless Moore could get ahold of Tyler Moore and sit on her, I think the fight easily goes her way...just as long as she remembers to stick and move...stick and move!
Prediction: Tyler Moore wins with Michael Moore on one knee, grasping his stomach and saying, "no mas."
posted by Wonderdog | 9:51 AM | Permalink
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Funny you should bring her up. I heard that after the Emmys she commented "The world has two kinds of people. . the givers and the takers. The takers eat better, but the givers sleep better".
I'll bet MTM sleeps well while the corpulent one
tosses and turns.
I have this visual of rats eating the cumbs from his navel as he snores violently...
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