Riddles Anyone?

Scotty here to introduce the new, ultra fun Rumpus Riddle. The Rumpus Riddle is located just below Frank's Corner in the left hand margin and will feature a sometimes easy, sometimes hard riddle of the week. Just enter your answer and the name you would like us to refer to you as (in case you answer it correctly, of course) and click on the "Submit" button. I will post the answer and give props to those who answer correctly at the beginning of every week (I will, in fact, be the only one to have the real answer.)

Good luck to all and have fun!