Johnny and John Paul

Johnny Cochran and the Pope died proximate to one another and found themselves in line to see St. Peter. Their names were duly noted and St. Peter himself took them on their orientation tour of heaven. After they were both acclimated and many of their questions answered, St. Peter turned them over to The Big Guy himself to show them to their quarters.
God brought them to a palatial manor of unworldly beauty. God said to Johnny, "You have served me well. . . You gave many hope and devoted yourself to good causes. I forgive you OJ, you were just doing your job. This shall be your eternal reward".
God then took the Pope to show him the place where he would spend his eternity in bliss. When the door was opened, revealed was a spartan quarters of modest proportion and depression era decoration. Somewhat stunned, the Pope said, "Oh God, far be it from me to complain, but the disparity in reward does not seem to be proportionate to our worldly achievements."
God chuckled and said, "Oh, you must understand. . I have ALL of the Popes up here, but HE is the first lawyer."