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Tuesday, April 19, 2005

No real imagination was used in the making of this movie

On the few occasions that I've watched Disney Channel recently, I keep seeing previews for an "original Disney Channel movie" entitled Cadet Kelly -- about a girl who attends a military academy. Over the previews, an insistent graphic announces "No real guns were used in this movie." Whew! I'm glad they reassured me on that point.

Other disclaimers I'd like to see:

Schindler's List -- No real Nazis were used in the making of this film.

The Wizard of Oz -- No real witches or flying monkeys were used in the making of this film.

Gone with the Wind -- No real slaves were used in the making of this film.

A River Runs Through It -- No fish were harmed in the making of this film. [Actually, I did see this disclaimer; presumably, they used stunt fish.]

Star Wars, Episode II: Attack of the Clones -- No real writers were employed in the making of this film.


Blogger Wonderdog said...

Gigli -- "No real actors were used in the making of this film."

April 20, 2005 9:24 AM  
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AIR AMERICA: No sophisticated thought was put into the radio station.

April 20, 2005 12:24 PM  
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