INSPIRED BY ROSIE
fall
rose gets attention
for typing
in lower case
desecrating the language
during blogging
'bout guantanamo bay
anyone OUI suspect
ewe
mi
wonderdog
raoul from the cleaners
bush
toast
NOW TIME FOR SOME UPPERCASE
they can
go where they wanna wanna go
do what they wanna wanna do
with whomever they wanna wanna do it to
(you see my resemblance to moma cass?)
making men do chippendale routines
cuting off hands
ripping out eyes
in the tradition of jenjis and chakka kahn
made famous by john kerry in dc
o o o . .woe is us in the a
and now
if you aren't fixated on this
forgetting 9/11
imagine rosie
not in tighty tidy whities
but in a fuschia thong
for the world to see
this ad menstruation
has messed up
the us of a
that should be
kerrys
moores
frankens
don't let the sun go down on me
my freedom
to type
to think
to bore
for i am the spring
and the bushies
the fall.
rose gets attention
for typing
in lower case
desecrating the language
during blogging
'bout guantanamo bay
anyone OUI suspect
ewe
mi
wonderdog
raoul from the cleaners
bush
toast
NOW TIME FOR SOME UPPERCASE
they can
go where they wanna wanna go
do what they wanna wanna do
with whomever they wanna wanna do it to
(you see my resemblance to moma cass?)
making men do chippendale routines
cuting off hands
ripping out eyes
in the tradition of jenjis and chakka kahn
made famous by john kerry in dc
o o o . .woe is us in the a
and now
if you aren't fixated on this
forgetting 9/11
imagine rosie
not in tighty tidy whities
but in a fuschia thong
for the world to see
this ad menstruation
has messed up
the us of a
that should be
kerrys
moores
frankens
don't let the sun go down on me
my freedom
to type
to think
to bore
for i am the spring
and the bushies
the fall.
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4 comments
4 Comments:
Finally some poetry I can understand.
Thanks to you, the REAL Rose.
As to 'Jenjis' Kahn. . Wonderdog and I have discovered that if you take Kerry's testimony before Congress re Vietnam "atrocies" and start speaking it. .it becomes very poetic. . . 'cutting off hands'. . . . and he showed the pretension one might expect from a French loving poor Yale student by pronouncing Gengis as Jensis. . It cracks us both up every time we bring it up.
I feel compelled to parody any future O'Donnell ee cummings attempts. Please do alert me if you see one.
"Cutting off meter...butchering rhyme...attaching upper case letters to human genitals...razing stanzas...killing the art of poetry in a manner reminiscent of jjjjenjis Kahn..."
You've found your true calling, Stewdog. You're the sweet swan of la-la land, the Shakespeare of Rosie O'Donnell parodists.
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