Ohhhhhh weeeeee are...RepUUUUUUUUUblicans! (sung to the tune of the lock step marching guards at the gate of the Wicked Witch of the West)
Here's what DNC Chairman Howard Dean said this week about the Republican Party:
"They all behave the same. They all look the same. It's pretty much a white Christian party."
Let's break this down, shall we?
"They all behave the same."
My fellow Republicans, I believe he has us here. I mean, let's face it. We all work and pay bills. We generally have kids. We mow our lawns. We feed the dog. We read the newspaper. We stop at traffic lights. We watch sports on tv. We go to church. We kiss our kids good night. We're generally married to the opposite sex. We generally don't protest. We don't throw red paint on people's furs. We don't throw eggs or pies at guest speakers who hold opposing views. We respect authority. We help our kids with their homework. We have barbecues. We rent movies. We watch our kids little league games. Did I mention that we work and pay bills?
Oh but ain't that America? For you and me? I say...Ain't that America? We're something to see, baby...Ain't that America? Home of the free...Little pink houses for you and me...
"They all look the same."
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to disagree with you there, Deanie. I don't look a thing like Stewdog and if being Republican meant that I had to well I'd look for the nearest Green Party sign up booth pronto! Though, now that Dean mentions it...I do see the resemblance between W and Condi.
"It's pretty much a white, Christian party."
Remember the guy who ran against W last fall on the Democrat ticket? John Kerry I believe was his name. White guy. Christian (or so he said).
All kidding aside, what does this type of rhetoric remind you of? If you're having trouble, let me remind you of a little German guy with a small mustache who used to stereotype a group of people thusly. Only he used the word "Jew" instead of "Christian".
Heil Dean! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww!
"They all behave the same. They all look the same. It's pretty much a white Christian party."
Let's break this down, shall we?
"They all behave the same."
My fellow Republicans, I believe he has us here. I mean, let's face it. We all work and pay bills. We generally have kids. We mow our lawns. We feed the dog. We read the newspaper. We stop at traffic lights. We watch sports on tv. We go to church. We kiss our kids good night. We're generally married to the opposite sex. We generally don't protest. We don't throw red paint on people's furs. We don't throw eggs or pies at guest speakers who hold opposing views. We respect authority. We help our kids with their homework. We have barbecues. We rent movies. We watch our kids little league games. Did I mention that we work and pay bills?
Oh but ain't that America? For you and me? I say...Ain't that America? We're something to see, baby...Ain't that America? Home of the free...Little pink houses for you and me...
"They all look the same."
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to disagree with you there, Deanie. I don't look a thing like Stewdog and if being Republican meant that I had to well I'd look for the nearest Green Party sign up booth pronto! Though, now that Dean mentions it...I do see the resemblance between W and Condi.
"It's pretty much a white, Christian party."
Remember the guy who ran against W last fall on the Democrat ticket? John Kerry I believe was his name. White guy. Christian (or so he said).
All kidding aside, what does this type of rhetoric remind you of? If you're having trouble, let me remind you of a little German guy with a small mustache who used to stereotype a group of people thusly. Only he used the word "Jew" instead of "Christian".
Heil Dean! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww!
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I don't know about the Rumpus, but I don't watch TV or movies and I don't have a dog. But I did grow up in a little pink house.
I removed the T-shirt ad. If you want to advertise T-shirts, start your own blog.
Wonderdog, do yourself a huge favor, if Howard Dean is on TV, turn the channel or mute the sound. If there is something about him in the paper, don't read it. If he is on the radio, run the car into the nearest lamp post and knock yourself out so you don't have to hear it. EVERYTHING he says is both wrong and has two purposes. . to cater to his moveon.org constituancy, and to aggravate people like you.
"Just Say No. . to Dean".
If the slogan "Say no to crack" reminds you to pull up your pants?...ya might be a redneck...
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