Lost Opportunity for NJ Tourism

My wife, the Madwoman of Mt. Hua, and I recently moved into a palatial residence in the Garden State. This week we visited the NJ DMV, I to change my license to our new address, she to convert her license from NY to NJ. When all the red tape had been navigated the Madwoman looked down at her shiny new NJ license and spontaneously burst into tears. I instantly regretted not having a video camera at hand, I would have sent a tape of the scene to Trenton for use in future ads promoting NJ tourism. I envision a short, elegant spot- just the scene leading to a freeze frame of the teary-eyed Madwoman, over which would appear the caption- "New Jersey- A Nice Place to Visit!"