"This is not a hoax ..."
It's one of the funniest Greg Gutfeld "drive-bys" yet.
Here's a sample:
It has not been verified, but the police say that Rove then drives around in black sedan with other staff members, with the women tied up in the trunk. The cars lights ARE NOT ON. This is ON PURPOSE. The first person who ‘flashes’ them or honks their horn at them – has to be followed by the newest staff member in their car – who has to shoot them dead! When someone is shot, a pair of shoes, laced together, are thrown over a powerline to mark the place of death!
IF THE SHOES ARE LOAFERS, THEY ARE INCINERATED ON THE SPOT AND THE ASHES ARE FED TO GEESE WHO ARE THEN EATEN AND DEVOURED BY THE GANG.
Apparently for Rove, these initiation tasks must be carried out by new staff members in order to be admitted into “Rove’s gang.” Hospital staff who have seen the victims say that they all had their feet chopped off, taken as proof of the kill and presented to Rove back at their fort. (this could explain why you see more women than usual who are missing feet - ALTHOUGH MANY ARE TOO ASHAMED TO ADMIT IT)
Sometimes Rove's black car would pull up to a light, and if you stop next to them, they will roll down the window and throw a towel soaked in fuel that has been wrapped in aluminum. A fire cracker is attached to the foil. when the firecracker goes off, the rag catches fire, the foil explodes - causing mayhem in your car! Rove calls this ROVEBALL, and it's caused a half dozen deaths in the midwest. KEEP YOUR WINDOWS ROLLED UP, EVEN IN THE SUMMER. Also, my friend Mary was getting some gas and when she tried to go back to her car the man working at the gas station starting yelling at her and saying she did not pay! When she went back in to argue, the man told her he just wanted to get her back in because he saw a strange man crawling into the backseat of her car.
That strange man was Karl Rove. The attendant locked all the doors and called the cops. WITNESSES SAY THERE WERE DEEP SCRATCHES ON THE CAR DOOR THAT MAY HAVE BEEN MADE BY A HOOK.
Here's a sample:
It has not been verified, but the police say that Rove then drives around in black sedan with other staff members, with the women tied up in the trunk. The cars lights ARE NOT ON. This is ON PURPOSE. The first person who ‘flashes’ them or honks their horn at them – has to be followed by the newest staff member in their car – who has to shoot them dead! When someone is shot, a pair of shoes, laced together, are thrown over a powerline to mark the place of death!
IF THE SHOES ARE LOAFERS, THEY ARE INCINERATED ON THE SPOT AND THE ASHES ARE FED TO GEESE WHO ARE THEN EATEN AND DEVOURED BY THE GANG.
Apparently for Rove, these initiation tasks must be carried out by new staff members in order to be admitted into “Rove’s gang.” Hospital staff who have seen the victims say that they all had their feet chopped off, taken as proof of the kill and presented to Rove back at their fort. (this could explain why you see more women than usual who are missing feet - ALTHOUGH MANY ARE TOO ASHAMED TO ADMIT IT)
Sometimes Rove's black car would pull up to a light, and if you stop next to them, they will roll down the window and throw a towel soaked in fuel that has been wrapped in aluminum. A fire cracker is attached to the foil. when the firecracker goes off, the rag catches fire, the foil explodes - causing mayhem in your car! Rove calls this ROVEBALL, and it's caused a half dozen deaths in the midwest. KEEP YOUR WINDOWS ROLLED UP, EVEN IN THE SUMMER. Also, my friend Mary was getting some gas and when she tried to go back to her car the man working at the gas station starting yelling at her and saying she did not pay! When she went back in to argue, the man told her he just wanted to get her back in because he saw a strange man crawling into the backseat of her car.
That strange man was Karl Rove. The attendant locked all the doors and called the cops. WITNESSES SAY THERE WERE DEEP SCRATCHES ON THE CAR DOOR THAT MAY HAVE BEEN MADE BY A HOOK.
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