Today is


   "A word to the wise ain't necessary --  
          it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
					-Bill Cosby

Thursday, August 18, 2005


"The biggest terrorist in the world ...

is George W. Bush." So says Cindy Sheehan.

Just a quick question for Ms. Sheehan. Who would you rather meet in a dark alley, Dubya, Rummy and Condi or al Zarqawi and a couple of his pals?

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I tried, Cindy. I really did. I stuck up for you in these comments. I thought you were probably wracked with grief and letting your emotions control you. Was I wrong? It seems more likely that you have a severe case of News Camera Syndrome. This terrible disease affects not only the patient but many of those around her/him. News Camera Syndrome (NCS) affects the central nervous system by altering memory and perception. It makes its victims believe they actually have experience and authority in areas in which they have received no training or education. This syndrome is self-fulfilling; the greater the camera exposure, the greater the bona fides conferred. A related condition known as NCS-by-proxy affects those around the NCS victim and even draws complete strangers into its grasp (see also Michael Jackson supporters). NCS-by-proxy causes sufferers to also believe that the central subject possesses the education/authority to hold forth on a given issue. The phenomenon then spreads like ripples on the water so that all observers are drawn to participate in one way or another. Sometimes, this takes the form of water cooler debates or on-line discussions in comments sections... I guess the first step towards recovery is admitting that you have a problem. So, did you see that alligator in the lake in Harbor City? Wonder how it got there.

- Dirtbiker for W

August 18, 2005 3:23 PM  
Blogger Wonderdog said...

DB,

You're still being too kind. She doesn't suffer from NCS, she suffers from ASS (Acute Selfishness Syndrome).

August 19, 2005 11:30 AM  

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