Blame W
Here's a snippet from Cindy Sheehan's farewell post from Crawford: [HT: Hugh]
Well, George and I are leaving Crawford today. George is finished playing golf and telling his fables in San Diego , so he will be heading to Louisiana to see the devastation that his environmental policies and his killing policies have caused. Recovery would be easier and much quicker if almost ½ of the three states involved National Guard were not in Iraq. All of the National Guard's equipment is in Iraq also. Plus, with the 2 billion dollars a week that the private contractors are siphoning from our treasury, how are we going to pay for helping our own citizens in Louisiana , Mississippi, and Alabama? And, should I dare say "global warming?" and be branded as a "conspiracy theorist" on top of everything else the reich-wingers say about me.
So W is now to blame for Katrina. You know the song "Blame Canada" from the South Park movie? Based on the liberal penchant to blame everything on the Bush administration, I offer this rendition in its stead:
Blame W
Times have changed,
our hurricanes are getting worse
They're causing floods in 'Orleans,
it's a natural disaster curse.
Should we blame intense low pressure,
or blame water vapor, or should we blame old mother nature?
No! Blame W! Blame W!
With his beady little eyes, his flapping head so full of lies
Blame W! Blame W!
We need to form a full assault, it's W's fault!
I'd really like to splice his spleen
Cuz he won't meet with Cindy, Viggo and Martin Sheen!
Even though he met with her once
and she really liked him then,
but now Cindy really hates him, so why won't he see her again?
Well, Blame W! Blame W!
It seems that everything's gone wrong since W came along
Blame W! Blame W!
He's not even legitimately elected anyway.
My son could of been a doctor or a lawyer, it's a fact,
Instead he was killed by terrorists in Iraq!
Should we blame Bin Laden? Should we blame Zarqawi,
or the jihadist, fascist, murdering scum who killed him?
Heck no! Blame W! Blame W!
With all his neocon hullabaloo and that bitch Condi Rice too.
Blame W! Shame on W!
We must blame them and cause a fuss
They're even to blame for global warming and stuff!
Well, George and I are leaving Crawford today. George is finished playing golf and telling his fables in San Diego , so he will be heading to Louisiana to see the devastation that his environmental policies and his killing policies have caused. Recovery would be easier and much quicker if almost ½ of the three states involved National Guard were not in Iraq. All of the National Guard's equipment is in Iraq also. Plus, with the 2 billion dollars a week that the private contractors are siphoning from our treasury, how are we going to pay for helping our own citizens in Louisiana , Mississippi, and Alabama? And, should I dare say "global warming?" and be branded as a "conspiracy theorist" on top of everything else the reich-wingers say about me.
So W is now to blame for Katrina. You know the song "Blame Canada" from the South Park movie? Based on the liberal penchant to blame everything on the Bush administration, I offer this rendition in its stead:
Blame W
Times have changed,
our hurricanes are getting worse
They're causing floods in 'Orleans,
it's a natural disaster curse.
Should we blame intense low pressure,
or blame water vapor, or should we blame old mother nature?
No! Blame W! Blame W!
With his beady little eyes, his flapping head so full of lies
Blame W! Blame W!
We need to form a full assault, it's W's fault!
I'd really like to splice his spleen
Cuz he won't meet with Cindy, Viggo and Martin Sheen!
Even though he met with her once
and she really liked him then,
but now Cindy really hates him, so why won't he see her again?
Well, Blame W! Blame W!
It seems that everything's gone wrong since W came along
Blame W! Blame W!
He's not even legitimately elected anyway.
My son could of been a doctor or a lawyer, it's a fact,
Instead he was killed by terrorists in Iraq!
Should we blame Bin Laden? Should we blame Zarqawi,
or the jihadist, fascist, murdering scum who killed him?
Heck no! Blame W! Blame W!
With all his neocon hullabaloo and that bitch Condi Rice too.
Blame W! Shame on W!
We must blame them and cause a fuss
They're even to blame for global warming and stuff!
posted by Wonderdog | 12:02 PM | Permalink
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4 Comments:
I agree - that hurricane was down to god
Intelligent posts of all persuasions are welcome here.
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Please respect our humble work.
SD, don't ask 'em not to advertise. Call up Scotty and have those ads zapped by photon torpedoes!
I don't know the song you parodied, but your version is funny anyway.
Ah...CIV...a voice of comfort from an insane deluge of commentors which are the result of a Stewdog post being recently linked by Hugh Hewitt.
Whenever we get linked by a heavy hitter in the blogosphere, the nut jobs show up.
I'm not speaking of you, Sirc Valence and Bairude. Your comments are most welcome and we hope you stop by Rumpus now and then. I was referring to some smut peddling by others whom Scotty has "zapped by photon torpedos" as CIV so aptly put it.
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