The Full Scoop from Pat
Queried about his recent recommendation to assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, Pat Robertson explained that he had been misinterpreted. In fact, that was only one of a long list of actions he had intended to recommend against various world leaders, including-
Fidel Castro should also be assassinated, but first he should be forced to dress in a Wonder Woman costume and sing "Swanee" to a Boy Scout jamboree in Texas.
Tony Blair should be left unharmed, but his ears should be taped back so they don't stick out so far from his head.
Hu Jintao should have his left kidney replaced by a "Chia Pet"
Vladimir Putin should be made the subject of the following knock-knock joke:
A: Knock-knock
B: Who's there?
A: Putin
B: Putin who?
A: Putin off renouncing sin is no joke!
Queen Elizabeth II should have her hair dyed bright pink. Then she should be assassinated.
Fidel Castro should also be assassinated, but first he should be forced to dress in a Wonder Woman costume and sing "Swanee" to a Boy Scout jamboree in Texas.
Tony Blair should be left unharmed, but his ears should be taped back so they don't stick out so far from his head.
Hu Jintao should have his left kidney replaced by a "Chia Pet"
Vladimir Putin should be made the subject of the following knock-knock joke:
A: Knock-knock
B: Who's there?
A: Putin
B: Putin who?
A: Putin off renouncing sin is no joke!
Queen Elizabeth II should have her hair dyed bright pink. Then she should be assassinated.
posted by Madman of Chu | 9:58 PM | Permalink
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1 Comments:
He's just advocating "Parson assisted suicide". Frankly, I think Pat has gone the Leonard Tose Route after watching too much coverage of St. Cynthia de Sheehan of Crawford.
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