Top ten things I'd rather do than go to work in the morning
10. Eat squirrel
9. Watch Gigli
8. Drink dirt
7. Dance with Helen Thomas
6. Read the Gospel of Judas
5. Kiss a mime
4. Smash my thumb with a hammer
3. Shake hands with Hillary
2. Run until I collapse
1. Play tea party with Michael Jackson
9. Watch Gigli
8. Drink dirt
7. Dance with Helen Thomas
6. Read the Gospel of Judas
5. Kiss a mime
4. Smash my thumb with a hammer
3. Shake hands with Hillary
2. Run until I collapse
1. Play tea party with Michael Jackson
posted by Wonderdog | 1:47 AM | Permalink
|
2 comments
2 Comments:
I don't think they are your choices, Wonder Dog. They're more like:
1. Collect unemployment.
2. Apply for welfare.
3. Drive Scotty to work.
4. Change diapers.
5. Do laundry -- daily.
6. Buy groceries & diapers.
7. Cook meals -- endlessly.
8. Clean up messes.
9. Walk the Wonder Pups.
10. Bath the Wonder Pups.
So great to read that post. . WD. Since I am taking a 5 day weekend. Let's see. . MLB Extra Innings has almost every game on today. Should I try to watch them all? Ride my bike all day? Cook and bake? Read and Nap? Oh, the choices. . the choices.
Post a Comment
<< Home