Jonah and the whale of a tale
Jonah thinks the "late for a vote" excuse was perhaps a rehearsed, standard line of Kennedy's. How dare he suggest such a thing? So what if the last vote recorded on Thursday was six hours prior to his 2:45 am crash and stagger routine!
You know what I think? I think Kennedy told the Capitol Police that either they let this little matter go and drive him home or else they just might get another little visit from Rep. Cynthia McKinney. Yup, that's what I think.
You know what I think? I think Kennedy told the Capitol Police that either they let this little matter go and drive him home or else they just might get another little visit from Rep. Cynthia McKinney. Yup, that's what I think.
posted by Wonderdog | 12:23 AM | Permalink
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Another black eye for our Royal Family of Hyannisport. Tsk Tsk.
There is mischief, there is trouble, and then there is "Kennedy". We need to introduce that into the modern vernacular:
"I can't remember who I slept with last night"
"Duuuuuuuuuuude. . that is just sooooooooooo Kennedy".
UPDATE: He is now blaming the accident on perscription medications. . including Ambien. Now, who among us HASN'T taken a sleeping pill and jumped in our car at 245 am? There but for the Grace of God. . .
Um, isn't it illegal to drive under the influence of DRUGS that impair your driving skills?
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