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Tuesday, May 09, 2006


News flash: lesbians and straight men both seem to like women

This Swedish study makes an astounding finding -- lesbians and straight men think alike. Read this excerpt and try not to get dizzy:

Heterosexual women found the male and female pheromones about equally pleasant, while straight men and lesbians liked the female pheromone more than the male one. Men and lesbians also found the male hormone more irritating than the female one, while straight women were more likely to be irritated by the female hormone than the male one.

So...straight men and lesbians both like women? Wow. One question -- How many tax dollars were spent to make this astonishing finding?

One more comment. Doesn't that excerpt up there sound like some SAT question from hell?

Question 29
Please indicate whether the following is true or false:

If all heterosexual women find the male and female pheromones equally pleasant, while straight men and lesbians like the female pheromone more than the male one and since men and lesbians also find the male hormone more irritating than the female one, while straight women are more likely to be irritated by the female hormone than the male one, then all lesbians and straight males must be slightly more irritated by bi-sexual female pheromones and less irritated by heterosexual female pheremones from a recently converted lesbian.

2 Comments:

Blogger Conservative in Virginia said...

Ow! I'd need an Aleve and Lunestra after that exam.

But your question would never happen, WD. It is culturally biased against gay men, transvestites, and transsexuals.

May 09, 2006 4:52 AM  
Blogger stewdog said...

"A train leaves New York travelling West at 50 MPH. Another Train leaves Denver travelling East at 60 MPH. Which train has the most obnoxious pheromones?

May 09, 2006 5:42 AM  

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