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          it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
					-Bill Cosby

Monday, May 15, 2006


Well Explained

Overhead at the recent deposition of a glaucoma expert:

"Central vision allows you to find something to eat. Peripherial vision keeps you from being eaten."

3 Comments:

Blogger Conservative in Virginia said...

Eat lunch or be lunch.

That's the motto in our home.

May 15, 2006 4:53 PM  
Blogger Wonderdog said...

That's very clever, Dr., and I'm sure that gets a good laugh at the water cooler in the glaucoma wing, but would you mind answering my question with a more learned answer?

May 15, 2006 10:17 PM  
Blogger stewdog said...

Well Counseler, If I could understand a syllable that you uttered, perhaps I could provide a reasonable response to your questions. Now could you please put that Angels box score down and focus on finishing my deposition.

May 16, 2006 2:02 PM  

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