Repent!
Judith Regan claims that the publication of If I Did It was a sincere attempt to get OJ to do penance. $3.5 million buys a lot of penance. Her future plans:
If I Inhaled by Bill Clinton. "This kind of insincerity strikes at the foundations of our moral order ($5 million)."
If I Planned the 'Wardrobe Malfunction' by Janet Jackson. "When that fabric gave way I felt as if my liver had been ripped out and stepped on ($17.3 million)."
If I Gerbilled by Richard Gere. "Every time I think of that poor rodent I cry tears of blood ($23.7 million)."
If I Inhaled by Bill Clinton. "This kind of insincerity strikes at the foundations of our moral order ($5 million)."
If I Planned the 'Wardrobe Malfunction' by Janet Jackson. "When that fabric gave way I felt as if my liver had been ripped out and stepped on ($17.3 million)."
If I Gerbilled by Richard Gere. "Every time I think of that poor rodent I cry tears of blood ($23.7 million)."
posted by Madman of Chu | 9:48 PM | Permalink
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Outstanding effort there!
When she publishes Al Gore's, will it be "If I won the 2000 Presidential election" or "If I LOST the 2000 Presidential election"?
Dear CIV,
Both Gore titles have been shelved to make way for "If I Knew There Were No WMDs" and "If I Made a Complete Hash of US Foreign Policy" by George W. Bush.
That title ("If I made a complete hash of U.S. Foreign Policy") was already taken by Jimmy Carter, wasn't it?
Very funny post, by the way.
This Just In, Judith Reagan has signed a new contract to work with George Weller, the elder driver in the Santa Monica Market Crash, on a book. The working title is "If I accelerated".
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