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   "A word to the wise ain't necessary --  
          it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
					-Bill Cosby

Monday, February 12, 2007


Helpful Hints From Heloise

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make sure the guy who won't leave you alone can see the screen.
6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
7. Then hit this link.

1 Comments:

Blogger Conservative in Virginia said...

Way to get thrown off the plane, SD. Also a good way to meet air marshals and FBI agents.

February 13, 2007 1:03 PM  

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