Don's Not Done- Yet!
Don Imus, figuring that since he has paid the time he might as well go all in and do the crime over and over and over again, has issued this list of tasteless slurs he wishes he had said on air-
The Israeli Olympic Women's Curling Team are a bunch of falafel-eating floozies.
The Jamaican Downhill Skiing Team are a bunch of reggae-listening gigolos.
The Cornwell High School Chess Team of Brooklyn, NY are a bunch of four-eyed, acne scarred sex maniacs.
The Pink Princesses Pee-Wee Girls Soccer Team of Piscataway are a bunch of front-teeth missing, Brat-doll playing nymphos.
Reached for comment, Kalie Wyatt, captain of the Pink Princesses said, "I might be missing my front teeth but at least I've still got my paper route, which is more paid work than Mr. Imus will be doing for a while."
The Israeli Olympic Women's Curling Team are a bunch of falafel-eating floozies.
The Jamaican Downhill Skiing Team are a bunch of reggae-listening gigolos.
The Cornwell High School Chess Team of Brooklyn, NY are a bunch of four-eyed, acne scarred sex maniacs.
The Pink Princesses Pee-Wee Girls Soccer Team of Piscataway are a bunch of front-teeth missing, Brat-doll playing nymphos.
Reached for comment, Kalie Wyatt, captain of the Pink Princesses said, "I might be missing my front teeth but at least I've still got my paper route, which is more paid work than Mr. Imus will be doing for a while."
posted by Madman of Chu | 8:57 AM | Permalink
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Sadeeq will have Gary Kasparov and the CPADL (Chess Players Anti-Defamation League) breathing down your neck for this one, my friend.
Hey, don't be makin' fun of my hometown of Piscataway! After eating lead paint, having our DNA altered by runoff from the defunct chemical plant, and acclimating ourselves to the stench of small-town political corruption, it's a wonder we can play soccer at all!
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