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   "A word to the wise ain't necessary --  
          it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
					-Bill Cosby

Wednesday, May 09, 2007


Carbon Blueprint

Al Gore today announced a new environmental initiative that he believes could add years to the survivability of the Planet Earth, a/k/a Third Rock From The Sun. "We are all aware of the concept of 'Carbon Footprint' and many people, me excluded, have gone to great lengths to save energy. But that isn't enough. Today I will send to the Senate floor . . .um. . well If I remained a senator I WOULD have sent to the Senate floor, legislation proposing the establishment of a Carbon Blueprint. It will work like this. A Federal Agency will calculate the amont of carbon alloted to each person upon their birth. They must learn to use it judiciously because once it is used up. . . .sorry. . into the atomizer you must go."
Sheryl Crow was not immediatly available for comment.

"Save the Planet: Kill Yourself"

1 Comments:

Anonymous Lisa said...

I'm having eerie flashbacks of "Logan's Run" for some reason...

May 09, 2007 6:26 PM  

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