Today is

   "A word to the wise ain't necessary --  
          it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
					-Bill Cosby

Thursday, June 07, 2007

Cleanliness is next to waterlessness

Here in LA we are now relegated to designated shower days. Apparently, A through L has Monday, Wed., Friday, Sunday. M Through Z has Tues, Thurs, and both weekend days.

I need not stinketh today.
I do, however, intend to call the mayor's office to see if I'm allowed a damp sponge for tomorrow.


Blogger Horace Jeffery Hodges said...

Wonderdog barketh:

"I need not stinketh today."

Howsoever, methinketh thou needst thy grammar fumigaten:

I need not stink today.
Thou needst not stink today.
He/She/It needeth not stink today.
We need not stink today.
You need not stink today.
They need not stink today.

Courtesy of Sir Jeffery Hodges, Doctor of King James English.

Jeffery Hodges

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June 10, 2007 11:01 PM  
Blogger Wonderdog said...

King James? Never hoid of him...

I'm more a Doctor of "The King's" English...thankyaverymulch

June 13, 2007 10:06 PM  

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