Cleanliness is next to waterlessness
Here in LA we are now relegated to designated shower days. Apparently, A through L has Monday, Wed., Friday, Sunday. M Through Z has Tues, Thurs, and both weekend days.
I need not stinketh today.
I do, however, intend to call the mayor's office to see if I'm allowed a damp sponge for tomorrow.
2 Comments:
Wonderdog barketh:
"I need not stinketh today."
Howsoever, methinketh thou needst thy grammar fumigaten:
I need not stink today.
Thou needst not stink today.
He/She/It needeth not stink today.
We need not stink today.
You need not stink today.
They need not stink today.
Courtesy of Sir Jeffery Hodges, Doctor of King James English.
Jeffery Hodges
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King James? Never hoid of him...
I'm more a Doctor of "The King's" English...thankyaverymulch
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