Morning Musings

Bill Burkett is now planning on suing CBS for defamation of character. Don't you have to have possess one before someone can defame it?

Turns out that Cat Stevens wasn't being followed by a Moonshadow, but by the No Fly List.

Brittney fakes marriage. I fake interest. Score that Dupers of the Media 2, Media 0.

Kitty Kelly's book is #1. I cried because I had no hat, until I met a reading public that had no brains.

I see where another Kennedy went down yesterday. Yep, Adam, the lesser know of the Hyannisport Heroes. Oliver Stone has been checking out the grassy knoll behind second base and investigating the possibility of a second caught spike.