Today is


   "A word to the wise ain't necessary --  
          it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
					-Bill Cosby

Wednesday, September 08, 2004


The World Has Spoken

It's official. Planet earth has been polled and John Kerry wins in a landslide. Other results of the poll include:

Hamburgers 23%
Borscht 77%

American Football 26%
Soccer 74%

Frank Sinatra 18%
Yanni 82%

George Gershwin 17%
Zamfir and his pan flute 83%

Deodorant 14%
Body Odor 86%


3 Comments:

Blogger Kate Marie said...

You forgot this one:

Jerry Lewis 89%
Jerry Seinfeld 11%

September 08, 2004 11:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Potatoes 15%
Rice 85%

September 09, 2004 10:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Humphrey Bogart 14%

Gerard Depardieu 86%

September 09, 2004 11:02 AM  

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