Liberals, Windsurfers, France, and...God for Kerry

One of our great readers, Conservative in VA, alerted me to this beaut of a story from the Cedar Valley Daily Times in Iowa. According to Tom Harkin, God wants Kerry to win. I'm guessing then, Tom, that Satan is backing Bush. I hate to say this, but I gotta put my money on Satan this time around.

Shoeless Joe Jackson: Is this heaven?
Ray Kinsella: No, it's Iowa.

-- Field Of Dreams 1989