Morning Report

I'm no longer a fan of Saturday Night Live and never watch the show and John McCain can be a little two-faced weasel at times, but I heard an excerpt of this skit on the radio this morning and it was comic gold. I wish I had the soundwave but here's the transcript.

On to more important things.

I'm a bit overrun with work this morning, so I would suggest simply going to Hugh Hewitt and start scrolling. He's full of information on the election, polls, Al Qaqaa, and the increasing feeling that Bush is gonna win this thing.

Here's a quick and positive comment on the polls:

The Battleground Poll --along with Gallup, the best over many election cycles-- has Bush up by 5, with his approval rating at 53%. Very, very encouraging for the Bush-Cheney troops.

Also, Drudge is reporting this just within the last hour:

FLASH 10.29.04 11:36:56 ET /// Soldier to brief reporters at Pentagon within the hour that he was tasked with removing explosives from al QaQaa and he and his unit removed 200+ tons... Officer was ordered to join the 101st airborne on April 13 -- to destroy conventional explosives at the al QaQaa complex... Developing...

Uh...paging John Kerry...please report to the "egg on your face" booth and insert your head through the little cardboard hole so we can begin tossing.