Let's have some fun
I'm a bit burned out on politics tonight so let's just go ahead and cast the movie for the 2004 presidential campaign shall we?
George W. Bush -- I'll go with Gary Oldman (he's conservative and can flat act)
Dick Cheney -- Robert Duvall (he's conservative, bald and can flat act)
John Kerry -- Ted Danson (Danson has that Lerch quality and rubs me raw)
John Edwards -- Susan Sarandon
Karl Rove -- Bruce Willis (I'm fresh out of bald, conservative actors)
Bin Laden -- Bronson Pinchot (could earn his first Oscar)
Michael Moore -- Only a digital image could capture his hideousness
John McCain -- uh...let's go with Joe Pesci (little man with high voice)
Jacques Chirac -- Marcel Marceau in mime garb (in your face satire)
Kofi Anan -- Himself (he may soon need the work)
Dan Rather -- William Shatner (certain "has-been" quality works here)
Teresa Heinz Kerry -- Dustin Hoffman as "Tootsie" doing Zsa Zsa Gabor
Something tells me I should go to bed.
George W. Bush -- I'll go with Gary Oldman (he's conservative and can flat act)
Dick Cheney -- Robert Duvall (he's conservative, bald and can flat act)
John Kerry -- Ted Danson (Danson has that Lerch quality and rubs me raw)
John Edwards -- Susan Sarandon
Karl Rove -- Bruce Willis (I'm fresh out of bald, conservative actors)
Bin Laden -- Bronson Pinchot (could earn his first Oscar)
Michael Moore -- Only a digital image could capture his hideousness
John McCain -- uh...let's go with Joe Pesci (little man with high voice)
Jacques Chirac -- Marcel Marceau in mime garb (in your face satire)
Kofi Anan -- Himself (he may soon need the work)
Dan Rather -- William Shatner (certain "has-been" quality works here)
Teresa Heinz Kerry -- Dustin Hoffman as "Tootsie" doing Zsa Zsa Gabor
Something tells me I should go to bed.
posted by Wonderdog | 12:15 AM | Permalink
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1 Comments:
Flat act?
Can Ted Danson really act that well? I don't think of him as the pompous sort. Anyone can get enough botox to imitate the dead face, but that awful senatorial speech like thing Kerry does, combined with disdain for the common folk, will take some real acting ability.
Not that I go see movies, but I will read the movie reviews when "Bush/Cheney 2004 -- the movie" comes out.
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