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   "A word to the wise ain't necessary --  
          it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
					-Bill Cosby

Friday, November 12, 2004


Morning Report

From Roger Simon, via Instapundit:

The Syrian Defense Minister called Arafat "the son of sixty thousand whores," but Jimmy Carter called him "a powerful human symbol and forceful advocate" for a Palestinian homeland. Well, great minds can differ. I wonder if Jimmy is getting a cut.

Jimmy Carter has uh...lost it. (thank you Jim Healy)

Arafat is dead. Kerry lost. Let's move on, people.

Meanwhile, our brave fighting men have pushed further into Fallujah. It seems we're slowly squeezing the terrorists into a cordoned off corner of the city. Soon it will be either surrender or we start shooting fish in a barrel.

Also in the news, Michael Moore is planning a Fahrenheit 9/11 and 1/2 -- set to be released in time for the 2008 election. Based on how much his first film helped Bush get re-elected, I'm sure Republican hopefuls are crossing their fingers that this sequel will come to fruition in time to help their campaigns as well. Keep it up, rotund boy.

And finally, there's this guy. I guess it's safe to call him a liar liar, eh?

Crazy world -- someone outta sell tickets. (Hat Tip: Coen brothers).

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