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   "A word to the wise ain't necessary --  
          it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
					-Bill Cosby

Friday, May 27, 2005


Identity Theft's Nasty Little Twin: Secret Identity Theft

In the digital age identity theft has become the next frontier of crime, thus it was only a matter of time before secret identity theft compounded an already serious problem. Numerous superheroes have seen the credit ratings of their alter-egos destroyed by unscrupulous impostors. Commented Gotham City's Batman: "Luckily my real-world alter ego is a billionaire, because as Batman I can't so much as hock my leotards to get a grilled cheese sandwich. All my plastic is trash, the Bat is strictly a member of the cash-only economy." Secret identity theft is particularly insidious because the public reposes so much trust in superheroes. Anyone who shows up in the correct costume and can perform a few convincing feats of strength can get very favorable terms on lines of credit and even home equity loans. Metropolis' Superman has been hit particularly hard- "A circus strong man decided to sew an 'S' on his chest one day, now I've got a lien against the Fortress of Solitude."

1 Comments:

Blogger stewdog said...

So the superheros of my youth are nothing more than aliens working in the cash only under the table economy. Another illusion shattered.
But the "red s" reminded me of Bill Cosby's old line "I'm Superman, can't you see my red S?"
"Yeah. . I'll give you a red S and a black eye if you don't get out of that phone booth."

May 28, 2005 5:06 PM  

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