It's Friday...

...And of course that means it's time for some Bart Simpson chalkboard writings:

- I will not trade pants with others.
- I will not pledge allegiance to Bart.
- I will not belch the national anthem.
- Nobody likes sunburn slappers.
- I will not torment the emotionally frail.
- A burp is not an answer.
- This punishment is not boring and pointless.
- I will not defame New Orleans.
- I will not yell "She's dead" during roll call.
- I will not celebrate meaningless milestones.
- I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr.
- No one wants to hear from my armpits.
- I will not hang donuts on my person.
- I will not strut around like I own the place.
- Hamsters cannot fly.
- "Bewitched" does not promote Satanism.
- I will not bribe Principal Skinner.
- I am not deliciously saucy.