From the "gag me" file
Woody Allen discovers the pleasures of "inequality" in a relationship:
Allen, soon to be 70 years old, now calls Farrow's discovery of his nude pictures of Soon-Yi "one of the great pieces of luck in my life."
"All the women I went out with were basically my age," he says. "Now, here, it just works like magic. The very inequality of me being older and much more accomplished, much more experienced, takes away any real meaningful conflict."
Allen, soon to be 70 years old, now calls Farrow's discovery of his nude pictures of Soon-Yi "one of the great pieces of luck in my life."
"All the women I went out with were basically my age," he says. "Now, here, it just works like magic. The very inequality of me being older and much more accomplished, much more experienced, takes away any real meaningful conflict."
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Well, woody, why should you be the only man to enjoy such a relationship. Why don't you go for a little equality and share the wealth. How about efetusharmony.com. You can match 30 year old men with human female fetuses, comparing the potential couple in 30 ways of compatability. Then, when the youn lady turns 18. . voila. . a match made in heaven.
I can understand his attraction toward her (though it disgusts me) but what in the world can she find attractive about being with gramps?
Gag me? How about: "Nail me to your cross and break me. Bleed me, beat me. Kill me. Take me, now!" Before Woody talks again.
Nice. . .CIV. . I went the eharmony route and you went JC Superstar. . a tremendous artistic creation for believers and non believers alike.
Did CIV actually do a pop cultural reference that I didn't get? Is that really a quote from Jesus Christ Superstar? The world is upside down!
Only if you consider Jesus Christ Superstar to still be "pop."
(It may be older than you, KM.)
Yes, I consider it pop, but I'm just Jesus Christ Superstar-illiterate.
Ah, would that it were older than I am!
CIV took years of music lessons, knew how to play (poorly) much of the JC Superstar music, and remembers nearly all the words.
I think it's a sign of old age when you can remember every song and jingle from 35-40 years ago but can't say what you did yesterday... or five minutes ago.
Now what were you saying?
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