Today is

   "A word to the wise ain't necessary --  
          it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
					-Bill Cosby

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Planet Discrimination.....

Today the International Astronomical Union stripped Pluto of it status as a planet in our solar system, a position it had held since 1930. It is now classified as a "Dwarf Planet".... I am absolutely shocked that such a prestigious society would display such blatant discrimination in this decision. It's not Pluto's fault that it's a dwarf. And I'm sure it is capable of doing any and all things that the other full sized planets can do , even with it's physical handicap. If I was Pluto I'd sue them for discrimination as soon as possible. I'm sure Gloria Aldred is on the phone to Pluto right now and formulating a law suit. This kind of Planet discrimination can not be tolerated in a country like ours! FREE PLUTO NOW!!!


Blogger stewdog said...

Disgraceful! Today Pluto. . Tomorrow???? Mickey Mouse? Daffy Duck? This is war on Disney!!!!

August 24, 2006 10:58 AM  
Blogger Horace Jeffery Hodges said...

"Dwarf Planet"? How can they call it a dwarf!?

More sensitivity, please! Pluto is a "Vertically Challenged Planet."

Jeffery Hodges

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August 24, 2006 12:19 PM  
Blogger Kate Marie said...

Poor Pluto! But hey, maybe the other planets can get together and have a Pluto-tossing contest.

August 25, 2006 1:38 AM  
Blogger Conservative in Virginia said...

What's next? Declaring that a blue moon is not a moon?

August 25, 2006 7:51 PM  
Blogger Horace Jeffery Hodges said...

CID, please. It's a colored moon.

Jeffery Hodges

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August 26, 2006 4:32 AM  
Blogger Conservative in Virginia said...

Ack! You used the C word!

Be careful with that or you may suffer the same fate as David Howard.

August 26, 2006 5:37 AM  
Blogger Horace Jeffery Hodges said...

Oh ... uh, right. It's a "moon of color."

What was I thinking...

Jeffery Hodges

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August 26, 2006 4:35 PM  

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