Today is

   "A word to the wise ain't necessary --  
          it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
					-Bill Cosby

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Apocalypse Meow

The sparrows are eating the outdoor cats' dry food. Is there something in the Book Of Revelations that covers this? I did have to open about 7 seals to get the food out. Is this the end of days?


Blogger Horace Jeffery Hodges said...

Answer: Yes.

The sparrows are the saints enjoying the flesh of Leviathan in the great feast of the resurrection.

The cat is the beast from the abyss, already defeated.

That you didn't know all this and are still standing around asking such questions demonstrates that you have been "Left Behind."

Brace yourself.

Jeffery Hodges

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October 08, 2006 3:45 PM  
Blogger stewdog said...

The greatest part about being 'left behind' is that there are all these great abandoned cars to drive.

October 08, 2006 4:59 PM  
Blogger Conservative in Virginia said...

Are crows involved, too? This (photos 18-22) is not my lawn, but could be. After spending a small fortune to re-do the entire lawn, suddenly the crows have become overly interested in it. Where is West Nile Virus when you need it? (We were crow-less for a couple of years after WNV first hit.)

- Left Behind in Virginia

October 09, 2006 7:37 AM  
Blogger stewdog said...

Holy Tippi Hendrin, CIV. Those are big boys. We have them taking over the San Fernando Valley. While I respect their intelligence, I am no fan of the crow!

October 09, 2006 2:10 PM  

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