I Couldn't Make This Stuff Up
I about spit my coffee when I read the Times editorial today on the Sanchez/Baca tiff. Is the Times plagarizing Jeff? Is Jeff simply a trend setter who sees into the future? Or much more insidious . . . Is Jeff really a staff editorial writer for the LA Times? (Please Jeff, tell us your are a pimp, a drug dealer, or a terrorist. . .anything but THAT!)
You decide. Here is Jeff's comment on Kate Marie's post:
Loretta, like, so totally freaked when Fabian said what Joe said to Fabian behind her back, and she was all like, "I have no use for him," and he was all like, "whatever," and she was all like, "Hello? I totally quit," and I was like, "You guys! Omigawd!"
Now here is the beginning of the 2/3/07 Times editorial:
OK, SO Loretta is all mad at Joe because he's using money from the club treasury for his boys, who Loretta totally can't stand, so Loretta and her sister, Linda, get some girls to go after Joe's boys, but he's elected to head the club, which makes Loretta go postal and she quits. And then Loretta says Fabian said Joe called her a whore! But now Fabian says he doesn't remember, and Joe's all like, "It never happened."
You decide. Here is Jeff's comment on Kate Marie's post:
Loretta, like, so totally freaked when Fabian said what Joe said to Fabian behind her back, and she was all like, "I have no use for him," and he was all like, "whatever," and she was all like, "Hello? I totally quit," and I was like, "You guys! Omigawd!"
Now here is the beginning of the 2/3/07 Times editorial:
OK, SO Loretta is all mad at Joe because he's using money from the club treasury for his boys, who Loretta totally can't stand, so Loretta and her sister, Linda, get some girls to go after Joe's boys, but he's elected to head the club, which makes Loretta go postal and she quits. And then Loretta says Fabian said Joe called her a whore! But now Fabian says he doesn't remember, and Joe's all like, "It never happened."
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No, I'm not a Times editorialist, but it's time I told you all the truth: I'm really a research consultant from the people who make Bratz dolls. I've been paid good money to spy on you and to neutralize Kate Marie's attempts to undermine our sales in southern California.
It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
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