Top ten news stories more important than Anna Nicole
10) Squirrel falls from tree -- dies.
9) Shopping cart crash on isle 9 at Walmart.
8) New techniques in removing lint from navel
7) Study shows that breathing is good for your health
6) Sun will reportedly rise in the morning
5) It's confirmed: Dogs bark
4) Nutritionists conclude dirt not edible
3) Owl flies over barn
2) Car stops at red light
1) Ass-wiping poll result: wadding more popular than folding
9) Shopping cart crash on isle 9 at Walmart.
8) New techniques in removing lint from navel
7) Study shows that breathing is good for your health
6) Sun will reportedly rise in the morning
5) It's confirmed: Dogs bark
4) Nutritionists conclude dirt not edible
3) Owl flies over barn
2) Car stops at red light
1) Ass-wiping poll result: wadding more popular than folding
posted by Wonderdog | 1:56 AM | Permalink
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5 Comments:
Esp. number ten!
Wow...to say I'm shocked is an understatment...WADDING over FOLDING?....I never would have guessed that one...what about the ever popular Rolling around the hand?...has that gone the way of the the 8 Track, and Typewriters?
Rolling around the hand? I do recall tales from elders about that around the fire. But...doesn't it waste too much paper?
C'mon Temp, wadding and folding are far more contemporary scatological techniques!
Okay, Rumpus has sunk to a new low. I would have expected Stewdog to take us there rather than myself. Apologies to KM.
Eduardo, are you a PETA man?
This just in:
"Force of Gravity Holding Steady, Expected to Do So Indefinitely!"
What a relief!
Jeffery Hodges
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WD, I never gave any thought as to my TPT (toilet paper technique), but your scatological silliness has me thinking. It's like putting "small world" into someone's head. You are evil.
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