Maybe the Academy should develop a special category for oatmeal-eating films.
Or wait, you should do a regular movie review and rate movies on the Oatmeal Scale, 0-4, 0 being best. So Star Wars, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Fellowship of the Ring get 0 bowls of oatmeal, and An Angel at My Table gets 4 bowls of outmeal. Something like that.
On the other hand, I really *do* want to see this movie.
On a scale of 0-4, "An Angel at My Table" would get 12 bowls of oatmeal. That movie would probably have been improved if the actors in it had taken a vow of silence.
I am actually very intrigued by this movie, too, though I fear my "MTV generation" shortened attention span won't hold up under the strain of Carthusian monasticism combined with dour German film-making.
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Promises to be the most oatmeal-eating film of the year!
Maybe the Academy should develop a special category for oatmeal-eating films.
Or wait, you should do a regular movie review and rate movies on the Oatmeal Scale, 0-4, 0 being best. So Star Wars, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Fellowship of the Ring get 0 bowls of oatmeal, and An Angel at My Table gets 4 bowls of outmeal. Something like that.
On the other hand, I really *do* want to see this movie.
On a scale of 0-4, "An Angel at My Table" would get 12 bowls of oatmeal. That movie would probably have been improved if the actors in it had taken a vow of silence.
I am actually very intrigued by this movie, too, though I fear my "MTV generation" shortened attention span won't hold up under the strain of Carthusian monasticism combined with dour German film-making.
Um...looks like a big screen Chartreuse surveillance cam...not sure about this one.
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