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Friday, November 12, 2004


Scott Peterson jury to announce verdict at 4pm Eastern

Let's see if a jury can finally get one right.

If he walks, maybe we should riot in the streets, eh? Who's with me!? No justice, no pea...ah forget it. I got work and a family to support.

If he walks, how long before we see him starring in the new "Bachelor" reality show? I can see the promos now:

Clip of dingy blonde -- "I just think he's cute and it's like a jury said he didn't kill his wife or whatever..."
Cut to dingy brunette -- "He...is...soooo...hot! (giggle)"
Cut to group of dingy girls bantering -- "Oh my god, he's such a gentleman" -- "Oh my god, he was so romantic" -- "Oh my god, he dresses so hot!" -- giggle giggle high five hands covering mouths to stifle excitement.

I'm going to resort to some baseball chatter right now to exhort this jury to please send him away forever:

C'mon jury, one time baby...Hey jury whaddya say ahh? One time! C'mon baby whaddya say ahhh?!! One time, baby! Right now...whaddya say ahh?!

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