Scott Peterson jury to announce verdict at 4pm Eastern
Let's see if a jury can finally get one right.
If he walks, maybe we should riot in the streets, eh? Who's with me!? No justice, no pea...ah forget it. I got work and a family to support.
If he walks, how long before we see him starring in the new "Bachelor" reality show? I can see the promos now:
Clip of dingy blonde -- "I just think he's cute and it's like a jury said he didn't kill his wife or whatever..."
Cut to dingy brunette -- "He...is...soooo...hot! (giggle)"
Cut to group of dingy girls bantering -- "Oh my god, he's such a gentleman" -- "Oh my god, he was so romantic" -- "Oh my god, he dresses so hot!" -- giggle giggle high five hands covering mouths to stifle excitement.
I'm going to resort to some baseball chatter right now to exhort this jury to please send him away forever:
C'mon jury, one time baby...Hey jury whaddya say ahh? One time! C'mon baby whaddya say ahhh?!! One time, baby! Right now...whaddya say ahh?!
If he walks, maybe we should riot in the streets, eh? Who's with me!? No justice, no pea...ah forget it. I got work and a family to support.
If he walks, how long before we see him starring in the new "Bachelor" reality show? I can see the promos now:
Clip of dingy blonde -- "I just think he's cute and it's like a jury said he didn't kill his wife or whatever..."
Cut to dingy brunette -- "He...is...soooo...hot! (giggle)"
Cut to group of dingy girls bantering -- "Oh my god, he's such a gentleman" -- "Oh my god, he was so romantic" -- "Oh my god, he dresses so hot!" -- giggle giggle high five hands covering mouths to stifle excitement.
I'm going to resort to some baseball chatter right now to exhort this jury to please send him away forever:
C'mon jury, one time baby...Hey jury whaddya say ahh? One time! C'mon baby whaddya say ahhh?!! One time, baby! Right now...whaddya say ahh?!
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