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   "A word to the wise ain't necessary --  
          it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
					-Bill Cosby

Wednesday, December 22, 2004


French Teens Mug Santa

We've finally found justification for invading France. It seems that while they lack a certain resolve in fighting dictators, they have a certain je ne sais quoi for pummeling St. Nick.

Can't you just see it?

"So you rayfuze to geev to me more canday? Zen take zat, you stupeed Santay Claus! And Zat! And now I keek you again! I speet on zat stupeed, seelly hhrred suit zat you wear! Ptooey!"

1 Comments:

Blogger Conservative in Virginia said...

They wouldn't try that with Santa here in Virginia -- he'd no doubt be carrying heat. And if he wasn't, you can be sure some of Santa's supporters would be!

December 22, 2004 4:55 PM  

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