Today is

   "A word to the wise ain't necessary --  
          it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
					-Bill Cosby

Wednesday, December 08, 2004

Happy Kwanzaa

(Sung to the tune of the Christmas Song, aka Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire)

Big toes breaking in a squeezing vice
hot irons ripping at your flesh
karate batons being swung like a bat
and folks tied up and whipped like slaves
Everybody knows...
Some beatings and some broken toes
help to make the season bright
although it's been said many times many ways
Happy Kwanzaa to you...


Blogger Conservative in Virginia said...

Wow! I knew Kwanzaa was made up by a criminal (read about it in the Wash Post some years ago), but I never read the details about what a nut case he was! To think that some people put Kwanzaa in the same category as religious holiday/holy days such as Christmas, Hanukkah, and Ramadan. Yeesh.

December 09, 2004 6:12 PM  
Blogger Conservative in Virginia said...

Happy Little Red Riding Hood Day to you!

December 09, 2004 6:31 PM  

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