Happy Kwanzaa
(Sung to the tune of the Christmas Song, aka Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire)
Big toes breaking in a squeezing vice
hot irons ripping at your flesh
karate batons being swung like a bat
and folks tied up and whipped like slaves
Everybody knows...
Some beatings and some broken toes
help to make the season bright
although it's been said many times many ways
Happy Kwanzaa to you...
Big toes breaking in a squeezing vice
hot irons ripping at your flesh
karate batons being swung like a bat
and folks tied up and whipped like slaves
Everybody knows...
Some beatings and some broken toes
help to make the season bright
although it's been said many times many ways
Happy Kwanzaa to you...
posted by Wonderdog | 2:10 PM | Permalink
|
2 comments
2 Comments:
Wow! I knew Kwanzaa was made up by a criminal (read about it in the Wash Post some years ago), but I never read the details about what a nut case he was! To think that some people put Kwanzaa in the same category as religious holiday/holy days such as Christmas, Hanukkah, and Ramadan. Yeesh.
Happy Little Red Riding Hood Day to you!
Post a Comment
<< Home